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Tilda Quickthatch

Tilda Quickthatch

4.9
(19 Ratings)
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Cinematic
1 Season:
4 Episodes
Classic
1 Books
Bonus
1 Content

Synopsis

Tilda Quickthatch gave up adventuring years ago and retired to small-town Briarhaven as the local tavern wench. But now the past she’s worked so hard to keep hidden has come calling for her. Its messengers? A group of misfit teens who insist she train them to pick up her mantle… or else. But what starts as simple “roll” play soon turns deadly when their antics attract the attention of a fearsome necromancer who never gave up searching for Tilda. He swoops in with a sinister offer: exchange the powerful artifact she stole nearly a decade ago for her former partner’s life. Now it seems this halfling rogue-turned-barkeep has no choice but to dust off her daggers, gather her pity of a party, and set out on her highest stake quest yet. What could possibly go wrong? What could possibly go right?! When Life Gives You Legends is a hilariously heart-pounding fantasy where being a hero means breaking a few stereotypes—and possibly a tavern chair or two. If you enjoy witty banter, magical mayhem, and rooting for the underdog, then you’ll love Luna Ryder’s outrageous adventure.
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Season 1

4.8

Season 1: 4 Episodes

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Season 1

S1:4E
4.8

Tilda Quickthatch gave up adventuring years ago and retired to small-town Briarhaven as the local tavern wench. But now the past she's worked so hard to keep hidden has come calling for her. Its messengers? A group of misfit teens who insist she train them to pick up her mantle... or else. But what starts as simple "roll" play soon turns deadly when their antics attract the attention of a fearsome necromancer who never gave up searching for Tilda. He swoops in with a sinister offer: exchange the powerful artifact she stole nearly a decade ago for her former partner's life. Now it seems this halfling rogue-turned-barkeep has no choice but to dust off her daggers, gather her pity of a party, and set out on her highest stake quest yet. What could possibly go wrong? What could possibly go right?! When Life Gives You Legends is a hilariously heart-pounding fantasy where being a hero means breaking a few stereotypes—and possibly a tavern chair or two. If you enjoy witty banter, magical mayhem, and rooting for the underdog, then you’ll love Luna Ryder’s outrageous adventure.

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Tilda Quickthatch gave up adventuring years ago and retired to small-town Briarhaven as the local tavern wench. But now the past she's worked so hard to keep hidden has come calling for her. Its messengers? A group of misfit teens who insist she train them to pick up her mantle... or else. But what starts as simple "roll" play soon turns deadly when their antics attract the attention of a fearsome necromancer who never gave up searching for Tilda. He swoops in with a sinister offer: exchange the powerful artifact she stole nearly a decade ago for her former partner's life. Now it seems this halfling rogue-turned-barkeep has no choice but to dust off her daggers, gather her pity of a party, and set out on her highest stake quest yet. What could possibly go wrong? What could possibly go right?! When Life Gives You Legends is a hilariously heart-pounding fantasy where being a hero means breaking a few stereotypes—and possibly a tavern chair or two. If you enjoy witty banter, magical mayhem, and rooting for the underdog, then you’ll love Luna Ryder’s outrageous adventure.

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Calina and Rurik’s first quest turns unexpectedly dangerous when an undead henchman of Tilda’s arch nemesis finally tracks her down. Although they escape by the skin of their teeth, Tilda realizes that Briarhaven is no longer safe as long as she’s in it. But just as she is about to go on the lam, she receives a surprising piece of news that inspires her to run toward danger, rather than away from it.

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Episode 3: Breaks and Bounds

immersive audio
S1:E3
2h
5
(2 Ratings)

Before Tilda and her charges can set off on their grand adventure, Tulip Thunderhoof, a classmate of Calina and Rurik’s, intervenes. As bratty as she is privileged, Tulip threatens to thwart their plans if they don’t bring her along. Though Tilda realizes there could be some material benefits to letting Tulip join their party – that is, if they can survive that long.

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Episode 4: Sly Shackles

immersive audio
S1:E4
1h 12m
5
(1 Ratings)

Now a party of five, Tilda, Calina, Rurik, Tulip, and the mysterious celestial, Amariel, face their most dangerous foes yet. As the deadline to reach Maltherius’s lair and rescue Gaaron approaches, Tilda worries that her band of intrepid adventures doesn’t have what it takes to complete their quest. After all, they’ll need a lot more than bravery if they’re going to face the deadliest necromancer in Verandel. But before Tilda’s concerns can be validated or assuaged, a shadowy figure from her past reemerges...

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