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Everybody Loves Large Chests

Vortena

Season 1:
Episode 3
5
(5 Ratings)
Narrated By: 
Jeff Hays
Publisher: 
Soundbooth Theater
Length: 14h 11m
Release Date: 
July 1, 2026

Synopsis

Content warning: profanity, gore, violence, explicit adult content.

What happens when one takes a murderous psychopath and forces them to team up with a cowardly tinkerer? Though not a question Jeremiah ever expected to ponder, he is nevertheless looking forward to seeing what the aforementioned duo will cook up. Success or failure does not matter to Richard, only that the journey be entertaining.

Things are far less jovial for the one under Tom's "care", however. Stuck in the monster-infested wilderness, lacking the usual backup, hunted by the Empire's top brass, and tasked with an incredibly vague and obtuse Quest, Boxxy will face a world of uncertainty and adversity. However, this is nothing new. Pain, suffering, and loss are things that have been commonplace since day one, and Boxxy is not only entirely undaunted, but also eager to share those valuable lessons with its new "companion." With things both shiny and tasty on the line, the crafty killer has every intention of showing that lich who's boss.

Assuming Boxxy manages to find it, of course.

© 2018 Neven Iliev ℗ 2018 Soundbooth Theater

Cast & Info

Jeff Hays
Narrator
Jeff Hays
SoundDesign

In the Series

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Ratings & Reviews

5.0
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out of 5
5 Ratings
Joy K 8 Jul, 2026
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By this point, I was completely invested in Boxxy’s journey. One of my last thoughts after finishing this book was, “Oh my gosh… how many fangirls is this mimic going to end up with by the end of the series?” They just keep piling up, and the funniest part is that he has absolutely no idea why. He’s unintentionally collecting admirers while being completely oblivious to the chaos he’s causing, and it never stops being funny. That’s one of the things I love most about this series. Boxxy continues to grow stronger and more capable, but he never stops being a monster with a completely different way of looking at the world. His innocence and single-minded focus make even the strangest situations hilarious. The story continues to expand in ways that keep surprising me, and the progression never feels stale. There are plenty of exciting moments, but the humor is what keeps me coming back. I found myself laughing just as much as I was wondering how on earth Boxxy was going to survive whatever impossible situation came next. And, of course, Jeff Hays absolutely nails the narration once again. His performance is a huge part of what makes this series so addictive. By the end of this book, there wasn’t any question anymore—I was officially binge-listening the series and couldn’t wait to see what ridiculous adventure Boxxy stumbled into next.