Initially inspired by his passion for music, Jeff was in his mid-twenties when he found his true calling: using his voice to tell stories. He strives to make his characters memorable and believable; and his excellent comedic timing along with his ability to speak directly to the listener – rather than merely reading aloud – immediately set him apart as a creative force in the industry. With more time and higher-profile projects, Jeff was able to begin to experiment with and incorporate his other talents, blending illustrative sound effects and evocative music into his productions.
It was discovering the opportunity to design a deeper experience with sound that led him to start this company, and to hold SBT’s audiobooks to the highest possible standards. Immersion is the primary design goal behind his audiobooks, and he encourages his whole team to adopt this philosophy.
A team of relic hunters. A protected island fortress filled with enchanted artifacts. The quest that began it all.
Join Tor on his first quest...which nearly became his last.
Tor and his crew are sent the Isle of Enchanters to infiltrate the inner sanctum and investigate the ruins of a destroyed tower. The dangers lurking within are more extensive than Tor might have ever guessed. Join the quest and discover how he obtained his famous, enchanted weapon.
The Moldy Dead
The Legend of ZERO
B:0
1h 3m
5.00
The Moldy Dead
The Legend of ZERO
B:0
1h 3m
5
By: Sara King
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
"The Moldy Dead" is one of the powerful and poignant "Creation Myth" stories for Sara King's overwhelmingly popular Legend of ZERO series. It is the history of Congress' First Contact with the sentient species known as the Geuji, and the unspeakable tragedy that befell their entire species in the early history of Congress.
Tilda Quickthatch gave up adventuring years ago and retired to small-town Briarhaven as the local tavern wench. But now the past she's worked so hard to keep hidden has come calling for her.
Its messengers? A group of misfit teens who insist she train them to pick up her mantle... or else. But what starts as simple "roll" play soon turns deadly when their antics attract the attention of a fearsome necromancer who never gave up searching for Tilda. He swoops in with a sinister offer: exchange the powerful artifact she stole nearly a decade ago for her former partner's life.
Now it seems this halfling rogue-turned-barkeep has no choice but to dust off her daggers, gather her pity of a party, and set out on her highest stake quest yet.
What could possibly go wrong? What could possibly go right?!
When Life Gives You Legends is a hilariously heart-pounding fantasy where being a hero means breaking a few stereotypes—and possibly a tavern chair or two. If you enjoy witty banter, magical mayhem, and rooting for the underdog, then you’ll love Luna Ryder’s outrageous adventure.
The Shattered Earth, Book 1: Magical Girl Crystal Genocide
The Shattered Earth
B:1
12h 14m
5.00
The Shattered Earth, Book 1: Magical Girl Crystal Genocide
A mission meant to inspire hope… and nothing is quite as it seems.
When a seemingly unstoppable evil descends upon the city, Ethan Tannor must race against time to save a desperate world that may fall to ruin.
April 1986. The Cold War is nearly over.
Or is it?
Wealthy business mogul, Tobias Keane, is dead in an apparent suicide. But Ethan Tannor, a detective on the scene and nephew of Keane, suspects something else. In his effort to prove murder, Ethan discovers hidden items in his uncle’s safe that reveal there was more to Tobias’s past than he initially thought. These items include a strange watch that doesn’t tell time, a cryptic journal, confusing newspaper clippings from years past, a cipher that points to something ominous, a worn copy of the Rubáiyát of Omar Khayyám, and the mysterious words, “Tamám Shud.”
The more Ethan uncovers, the more he realizes his own life is in danger. And when he stumbles upon a shadow group that tips him off to an impending hostile takeover of the United States, Ethan finds himself in the center of something he can’t explain.
Political agendas headed by an enigmatic leader and an evil force tipping the balance of power will bring him face to face with things beyond the realm of belief and possibility. As the lines of reality and fiction become blurred, Ethan embarks on the near-impossible task of reshaping the world. If he fails, the battleground will be America, with new territory lines carved across the map, as the victor stakes their claim.
But Ethan is determined to end it where it all began: April 1986.
What the Frost
Santa Saves Christmas
B:1
6h 17m
4.33
What the Frost
Santa Saves Christmas
B:1
6h 17m
4.333333333333333
By: Ben Wolf
Narrated By: Gary Furlong
Awakened by bloodcurdling screams, Santa Claus springs into action to stop a lethal sickness from infecting his reindeer, only to learn that he's already too late. Christmas is all but ruined.
But when a disgraced alcoholic Christmas elf offers to retrofit the sleigh with some highly advanced technology, Santa's hope of saving Christmas is renewed. With a solid plan in place, they hitch the sole surviving reindeer to Santa's sleigh and prepare to launch into the blustery night — until Father Time interrupts Santa's plans with an ultimatum that could kill Christmas forever.
Will Santa cave to Father Time's outrageous demands, or can he withstand the lord of time and space long enough to rewrite history itself? Most importantly, can Santa save Christmas?
What the Frost? is the first book in the hilarious Santa Saves Christmas series, an urban fantasy/time travel mashup. Readers of Matt Dinniman's Dungeon Crawler Carl series and Shayne Silvers's Nate Temple series will love these books.
Book 1: When Life Gives You Legends
Tilda Quickthatch
B:1
8h 2m
4.63
Book 1: When Life Gives You Legends
Tilda Quickthatch
B:1
8h 2m
4.625
By: Luna Ryder
Narrated By: Dorrie Sacks
Tilda Quickthatch gave up adventuring years ago and retired to small-town Briarhaven as the local tavern wench. But now the past she's worked so hard to keep hidden has come calling for her.
Its messengers? A group of misfit teens who insist she train them to pick up her mantle... or else. But what starts as simple "roll" play soon turns deadly when their antics attract the attention of a fearsome necromancer who never gave up searching for Tilda. He swoops in with a sinister offer: exchange the powerful artifact she stole nearly a decade ago for her former partner's life.
Now it seems this halfling rogue-turned-barkeep has no choice but to dust off her daggers, gather her pity of a party, and set out on her highest stake quest yet.
What could possibly go wrong? What could possibly go right?!
When Life Gives You Legends is a hilariously heart-pounding fantasy where being a hero means breaking a few stereotypes—and possibly a tavern chair or two. If you enjoy witty banter, magical mayhem, and rooting for the underdog, then you’ll love Luna Ryder’s outrageous adventure.
The Final Draft
The Last Draft
S1:E1
1h 52m
5.00
The Final Draft
The Last Draft
S1:E1
1h 52m
5
By: Matt Dinniman, Emily Labes-Royce, Annie Ellicott, Shami Stovall, Harmon Cooper
Narrated By: -
Soundbooth Theater takes over Author Nation in Las Vegas! This live recording of our first-ever variety show includes original sketches, music, and more. Watch out for genre police, potion salesmen, Chat-Sandra, and the general chaos of the world of independent writing. All proceeds benefit the ASPCA.
Featuring the following sketches:
An excerpt from Dungeon Crawler Carl — By Matt Dinniman; Starring Jeff Hays, Annie Ellicott, Ryan H. Reid, and Justin Thomas James; Music performed by Aaron J. Morton; Sound effects performed by Tony Brewer
"Infinite Hustle" — By Jeyla Briar; Starring Justin Thomas James, Rebecca Brokaw-Sands, and Annie Ellicott; Music performed by Aaron J. Morton; Sound effects performed by Tony Brewer
"Tuesday Night Writes" — By Melissa Storm; Starring Jeff Hays, Annie Ellicott, Rebecca Brokaw-Sands, and Ryan H. Reid; Music performed by Aaron J. Morton; Sound effects performed by Tony Brewer
An excerpt from Space Buns — By Emily Labes and Annie Ellicott; Starring Jeff Hays and Annie Ellicott; Music performed by Jeff Hays, Aaron J. Morton, Jacob Raccuia, Sam Ward, and Justin Thomas James; Sound effects performed by Tony Brewer
"Helmont’s Greatest Hits and How Not to Be One," Bonus Content from Time-Marked Warlock — By Shami Stovall; Starring Jeff Hays, Ryan H. Reid, Annie Ellicott, and Justin Thomas James; Sound effects performed by Tony Brewer
"This Really Sucks" — By Matt Dinniman; Starring Jeff Hays, Justin Thomas James, and Annie Ellicott; Music performed by Aaron J. Morton; Sound effects performed by Tony Brewer
"Genre Police" — By Harmon Cooper; Starring Ryan H. Reid, Rebecca Brokaw-Sands, Annie Ellicott, and Jeff Hays; Music performed by Aaron J. Morton and Justin Thomas James; Sound effects performed by Tony Brewer
Match 1: Danny vs. Truck-kun
Aced
S1:E1
1h 2m
4.67
Match 1: Danny vs. Truck-kun
Aced
S1:E1
1h 2m
4.666666666666667
By: Jonathan Smidt
Narrated By: Ryan H. Reid
Like many teenagers, there's a lot about Daniel Meadows' life that's out of his control. For example, having to start in a new school district for his freshman year of high school thanks to his dad's new job. Inside the realm of his control, however, is the decision to try a brand-new sport purely to impress a girl.
But the day of tennis tryouts proves far more fateful than Dan ever could have imagined, when a failed attempt by Truck-kun and the powers that be to kill him and transport his consciousness to a fantasy realm leaves him on Earth with miraculous abilities instead.
Stuck on his boring home planet with magical powers to harness and learn, Dan finds himself in a unique situation. Will he use his powers for greatness? Will he abuse them? Or will he simply use them to become the greatest tennis player ever just to chase the girl of his dreams?
Who knows? After all, it’s freshman year and he’s got a long way to go.
This slice-of-life tennis LitRPG serves up progression, sports, and fun in one hilarious series.
Aced: The First Set
Aced
B:1
10h 45m
3.22
Aced: The First Set
Aced
B:1
10h 45m
3.222222222222222
By: Jonathan Smidt
Narrated By: Ryan H. Reid
Like many teenagers, there's a lot about Daniel Meadows' life that's out of his control. For example, having to start in a new school district for his freshman year of high school thanks to his dad's new job. Inside the realm of his control, however, is the decision to try a brand-new sport purely to impress a girl.
But the day of tennis tryouts proves far more fateful than Dan ever could have imagined, when a failed attempt by Truck-kun and the powers that be to kill him and transport his consciousness to a fantasy realm leaves him on Earth with miraculous abilities instead.
Stuck on his boring home planet with magical powers to harness and learn, Dan finds himself in a unique situation. Will he use his powers for greatness? Will he abuse them? Or will he simply use them to become the greatest tennis player ever just to chase the girl of his dreams?
Who knows? After all, it’s freshman year and he’s got a long way to go.
This slice-of-life tennis LitRPG serves up progression, sports, and fun in one hilarious series.
Episode 1
Relict Legacy: Earth Force
S3:E1
2h
5.00
Episode 1
Relict Legacy: Earth Force
S3:E1
2h
5
By: Shemer Kuznits
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
With the name of Earth's greatest threat finally revealed, the Earth Force prepares for its most critical mission yet. Before they can venture into the stars, they must first secure humanity’s survival at home. As they battle deadly monsters and eradicate the dreaded Broodmothers, their goal is clear: arm humanity with the tools to endure the chaos and ready themselves for the journey beyond the stars.
Book 1 - ISM
Industrial Strength Magic
B:1
2m
5.00
Book 1 - ISM
Industrial Strength Magic
B:1
2m
5
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Identity Theft
Identity Theft
B:1
7h 11m
5.00
Identity Theft
Identity Theft
B:1
7h 11m
5
By: John G. Hartness
Narrated By: Annie Ellicott
Based (verrrrrry loosely) on True Events.
Alexis Lieberman has been hacked. And not just hacked like someone stole her credit card information and did something reasonable, like buy a new TV or go to Aruba. Oh, nooooooo, of course not. No, she got hacked, and her credit card was used to buy the most vile, disgusting thing she could even contemplate.
Sub sandwiches with extra mayo.
That’s right — her identity was stolen and all they got was some cheap sub sandwich delivery, and not even good subs at that. But that’s beside the point. The point is that her identity was stolen, the sanctity of her computing world was violated, and it is high time that the evildoers were brought to justice, and made to answer for their crimes against Lexi — and against lunches worldwide. I mean, really. Extra mayo? Who even does that?
But now Lexi has another problem. Nobody cares. Not the local police, not the police in the town where the subs were fraudulently purchased, not even the FBI, who’s supposed to handle things like interstate wire fraud, international drug cartels, and human trafficking.
No, there’s no evidence of international drug cartels or human trafficking, but there’s also no evidence that those things aren’t involved, now is there?
So Lexi, after a long afternoon day drinking with her next door neighbor and BFF, Rhonda Mabry, she does the only thing she can think of — she loads up the Prius and heads off to Orlando in search of justice and whoever would order extra mayo. I mean, gross.
Along the way, there are drunken bar fights, drunken Bar Olympics, underwear malfunctions, a visit to at least one drunk tank, a fling with a man missing his eyebrows (which may or may not be Lexi’s doing), a showdown with the Russian mob, and a mechanical bull named Hornicus Prime.
Chronicles of the Lazarene
Chronicles of the Lazarene
B:1
4h 57m
4.25
Chronicles of the Lazarene
Chronicles of the Lazarene
B:1
4h 57m
4.25
By: Charles Soule
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Chronicles of the Lazarene is a companion piece to The Endless Vessel. Think of it as something like the ship’s log for the voyage you see in The Endless Vessel, telling stories of the ship's adventures that didn’t fit into the main novel’s narrative. Chronicles tells its own full story, and it’s a hell of a read in its own right.
The story is told from the perspective of a man named Luis Pedrona, who signs onto the ship featured in The Endless Vessel (it’s called the Lazarene). Luis experiences its journeys firsthand, and keeps a diary recording everything that happens over two full centuries. Wait - two hundred years? How could one guy keep a diary for two hundred years?
Temple of the Unknown
Wizardoms
S3:E1
8h 49m
Temple of the Unknown
Wizardoms
S3:E1
8h 49m
By: Jeffrey L. Kohanek
Narrated By: Justin Thomas James
A retired master ranger has disappeared, and his daughter is desperate to find him. When approached with this quest, Tor Ranseur declines...until he discovers this man went missing while following clues leading to a temple of legend.
The magical artifacts rumored to await in these ruins are too alluring to deny.
Joined by a dysfunctional crew armed with magical weapons, Tor sets off on a quest to locate, infiltrate, and pilfer the Temple of the Dark Lord. What he finds is something completely unexpected as monsters, traps, and betrayal turn the quest from dangerous to deadly.
Book 1: Trial by Fire
Dragon Guard
B:1
6h 1m
5.00
Book 1: Trial by Fire
Dragon Guard
B:1
6h 1m
5
By: Jada Fisher
Narrated By: Jude Erin
In a world full of darkness, the light of the sun is the only thing that can keep the Dark at bay. And dragons are the only thing that can protect the light.
The first book in an epic dragon rider series from international bestselling author Jada Fisher.
Tennegan Felter (Ten) is a humble servant in Epoch Sol, a beacon of light in a world full of darkness. Her deepest desire is to serve the city she loves and defend it from the creatures of the Dark that live all around. The only way to do that is to join the Dragon Guard. There’s one big problem, though. She is a mere servant and faces near insurmountable odds just to get in. And then she has to pass all the tests. Can Ten prove her doubters wrong, overcome all the obstacles, and fulfill her dream of becoming a dragon rider?
Trial by Fire is the first book in the epic Dragon Guard fantasy adventure. If you enjoy magical worlds and unforgettable characters, you don't want to miss this epic adventure from bestselling author Jada Fisher.
Part 1, Episode 1
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E1
1h 31m
5.00
Part 1, Episode 1
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E1
1h 31m
5
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 1-5
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
The Wayward Bard
World of Chains
B:1
12h 45m
4.44
The Wayward Bard
World of Chains
B:1
12h 45m
4.444444444444444
By: Lars M.
Narrated By: Justin Thomas James
Daniel's guide to early retirement:
Intercept illegal money transfer from mafia boss.
Hide out in a super-exclusive full-immersion virtual reality game until the heat is off.
Roll a bard. Max out charisma. Live it up.
Profit.
With all the pesky planning out of the way, Daniel set out to realize his ultimate dream: gaining enough money to buy a tropical island and spend his days playing the violin and RPGs. What could possibly go wrong?
Disclaimer: There shall be no harems in this series. Overpowered, perfect protagonists will not be tolerated, and excessive cursing will result in donations to the swear jar.
Episode 1: Thank You for Volunteering
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E1
3h 6m
4.95
Episode 1: Thank You for Volunteering
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E1
3h 6m
4.954450041981527
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Carl tries to save the cat. The world ends. The game begins. As it turns out, the apocalypse will be televised.
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
B:1
17h 46m
4.77
Small Chests Are Fine Too
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
B:1
17h 46m
4.774891774891775
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Dorrie Sacks
It is an undeniable fact that good things come in small packages. More often than not, it is necessary to trim the fat in order to bring what really matters to the forefront. Having extra bulk may seem like a good idea, but in reality it is merely a crutch that will one day become a hindrance, as it is no substitute for personality nor ability. Indeed, often times it is the small things in life that brighten up our daily lives and constantly remind us exactly why we do the things we do.
However, it is important to keep an open mind, for while bigger is not always better, there are also times when it is. This holds especially true when it comes to hopes and dreams, which have been known to require a suitably large container from time to time. And while dreaming big could potentially lead to massive disappointment, it is also possible to reach for the stars while aiming at the moon.
These are the truths that one tiny woman with a gigantic aspiration is about to discover.
DISCLAIMER: This is a spin-off/side story of Everybody Loves Large Chests, which takes place during the events of Volume 7: Goroth.
Metal and Blood
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E1
2h 12m
4.93
Metal and Blood
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E1
2h 12m
4.931924882629107
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Dorrie Sacks
Believing Boxxy gone, Fizzy leaves her life in Azurvale behind and sets out to seek fame and fortune. She has her sights set on the Horkensaft Kingdom’s Royal Institute of Technology and all the prestige and resources she’d gain access to if admitted. However, despite her intentions for a clean slate and solitary career, life quickly reminds her of the most vital lesson that box-shaped war crime drilled into her – no single being can survive this world without allies.
Forging Zero
The Legend of ZERO
S1:E1
21h 53m
4.95
Forging Zero
The Legend of ZERO
S1:E1
21h 53m
4.9523809523809526
By: Sara King
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
First Contact didn't go as expected. Now they own us.
Earth has been conquered by a massive galactic empire, and its war machine needs soldiers. In a cruel twist of fate, 14-year-old Joe Dobbs accidentally ends up on a ship carrying Earth's children to an alien training planet. To make it out alive, he must survive an apathetic bureaucracy that sees humans as little more than spare rations. Meat with guns. Or, if they're really unlucky, servants.
The oldest of the children drafted from humanity's devastated planet, Joe unwittingly becomes the centerpiece in a millennia-long alien struggle for independence. Once his training begins, one of the elusive and prophetic Trith gives Joe a spine chilling prophecy that the universe has been anticipating for millions of years: Joe will be the one to finally shatter the vast alien government known as Congress. And, the Trith cannot lie.…but first, Joe has to make it through boot camp.
Blaze MacKenzie is a brand new heiress who just discovered that her ‘parents’ actually found her abandoned as an infant in a bizarre human sacrifice in the woods. Along with that news came a six hundred thousand dollar check, a strange golden feather, and the ability to move to the Alaska Bush and begin her dream-life living off the Grid. But unfortunately for Blaze, something else was there first, and he's not willing to move...
“Ahh! You're a blockhead!”
Jack, Kate, their parents, and pet cat, Bruce Lee the Scar-Faced Ninja Attack Kitty from Japan (Who Smells Like Poop), went to bed one night like normal. But when they woke up, everything was NOT normal. They had been pulled into the kids’ favorite video game: Minecraft!
Mom and Dad don’t know anything about this strange new world they must learn to survive in. Luckily, Kate and Jack do! Here, the kids teach the parents! Follow the family in their hilarious adventures as they live, learn, and survive in Minecraft. They have to explore, craft, mine, make food, defend against monsters, and protect Bruce the cat from himself, who keeps trying to gobble everything up!
The Samurai
Vampire Queen
B:1
9h 40m
4.95
The Samurai
Vampire Queen
B:1
9h 40m
4.953846153846154
By: Sara King
Narrated By: Annie Ellicott
At 19, Bonnie Stanford is your average hardworking urban college student in Alaska—just a typical girl trying to find her place in the world while avoiding her psychotic parents. (Well, typical if you don't count the fact that she doesn't know that she's an un-awakened Vampire Queen.) Having just lost her job, Bonnie reluctantly accepts the request to house sit her parents’ place out in the middle of Nowhere, Alaska, while they go on a three-week vacation. Two days before they are due home (and she can go back to quietly ignoring them), however, Bonnie receives a strange package and a letter, both of which turn her world upside down. Suddenly, she finds herself at the top of the Supernatural Most Wanted List, just because she has to suck blood and can, oh, by the way, enthrall people. Being hunted by the Inquisition and vampire lords who wanna kill her or enslave her, with only an ancient Samurai who is just as wary of her as she is of him as a companion, Bonnie tries to handle the insanity she has just been immersed in. Will the tentative trust formed between the centuries-old warrior and the naïve young woman be enough to help her survive the dangers to come? Will the unlikely pair be able to overcome their fear of each other to survive the coming supernatural apocalypse? Or will Bonnie fall to the supernatural creatures seeking to bind her and use her to make their dark armies?
Her face launched a thousand ships. Her sword sank them. Helena Harms is the world’s greatest sword-fighter. When she fights entire continents stop to watch. Her latest match sets her against five opponents in the Battlevault. Helena has worked her entire life for this moment. Her father has been lost at war. Now she must battle her greatest opponent, a man no longer human, to prevent her father’s memory from being lost. The stakes are high. Will she win and change the world? Or must she leverage her death to buy a life?
An artist, still broken from a horrific family tragedy, takes on a commission that seems too good to be true: $15,000 to paint a mural. But there’s a catch. He has to first enter the deep-dive, VR videogame, Kaiju: Battlefield Surgeon in order to see what the client wants him to paint.
Trapped in a bloody, merciless nightmare, Duke only has one goal -- to survive. And in order to survive, he must play the game. He must win the game. And to do that, he must become the most cruel, most ruthless monster of them all.
In this first episode, Duke receives an offer he can't refuse.
Spiders are scary at the best of times but they get a whole lot scarier when your mom and dad aren't around. Hi I'm Dean and this is the story of my Spider Nightmare Apocalypse. Join me and my friends on a strange and magical adventure. And don't forget to bring your lava gun!
Arrival
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E1
38m
4.98
Arrival
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E1
38m
4.97953216374269
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Joe Mulligan is looking for love, companionship, and romance… and that’s what the brochure said he was getting. Unfortunately, The Cult of the Gazing Star has no such thing planned for him. They had to lure a willing sacrifice in somehow, and as has always been the case, those looking for love, companionship, and romance are plentiful. So, having hooked the perfect, gullible, and hopelessly clueless candidate, these fanatics will finally summon the subject of their worship: a terrible being from beyond the veil of reality called Mag’rathlak the Observer. And although this devious cult had no intention of finding Joe a worthy companion, he may have found one all the same…
Narrated By: Jeff Hays, Annie Ellicott, Gary Furlong
When Jonathan Harker visits the castle of the enigmatic Count Dracula at the behest of his employer, he has no idea of the horrors lurking within and poised to spread across Europe. But after narrowly escaping the castle – and the vampires dwelling within – Harker knows what true evil looks like. Now, with the help of everyone’s favorite polymath turned vampire hunter, Abraham Van Helsing, and a small band of dedicated do-gooders, Harker must find a way to destroy Dracula and save the world.
Soundbooth Theater is proud to release our rendition of one of the most popular tales in western literature. Jeff Hays, Annie Ellicott, and Gary Francis Furlong effortlessly breathe life into this 123-year-old text. No matter how familiar you are with Dracula, we guarantee this Audio Deep Dive will send shivers down your spine.
WARNING: Our script is a faithful adaptation of a century-old story. As such, some language and themes depicted reflect outdated attitudes that in no way reflect the views of Soundbooth Theater.
(P)2020 Soundbooth Theater
Calina and Rurik’s first quest turns unexpectedly dangerous when an undead henchman of Tilda’s arch nemesis finally tracks her down. Although they escape by the skin of their teeth, Tilda realizes that Briarhaven is no longer safe as long as she’s in it. But just as she is about to go on the lam, she receives a surprising piece of news that inspires her to run toward danger, rather than away from it.
Episode 2
Relict Legacy: Earth Force
S3:E2
2h 22m
5.00
Episode 2
Relict Legacy: Earth Force
S3:E2
2h 22m
5
By: Shemer Kuznits
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
At Hammerhead Station, the grim, gritty edge of civilization, survival is a daily grind. Resources need mining, enemies demand defeat, and allies are always in need of rescue. It’s just another day on the frontier - where every battle could be the last.
Episode 2: Ayúdame
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E2
1h 36m
4.93
Episode 2: Ayúdame
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E2
1h 36m
4.931034482758621
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
The team gets dirty. Carl and Donut save children from a drug war.
The Fallen Bard
World of Chains
B:2
15h 32m
4.83
The Fallen Bard
World of Chains
B:2
15h 32m
4.833333333333334
By: Lars M.
Narrated By: Justin Thomas James
Daniel's (updated) guide to early retirement, version 2.0:
Intercept illegal money transfer from mafia boss. (Complete success. Except for the part where I was discovered and almost caught.)
Hide out in a super-exclusive full immersion virtual reality game until the heat is off. (Doing fine so far. They may have figured out that I’m in-game. Still, it’s a huge game, so no problem, right?)
Roll a bard. Max out charisma. Live it up. (Two out of three ain’t bad. We’re just postponing the "live it up" part a bit.)
Profit. (Still almost two years to go for that. Think happy thoughts!)
He could have been way worse off. Sure, Daniel was stuck in-game as the local bard of a quaint village, but people were nice, the quests juicy, and the lore intriguing. Even so, with the mob on the lookout, Daniel would soon find himself sorely tested to avoid detection.
Disclaimer: Still no harems in this series, even with a bard MC. Go figure. We’re going light on the cursing and less light on the puns. You were warned.
The Barghest
Vampire Queen
B:2
9h 37m
4.95
The Barghest
Vampire Queen
B:2
9h 37m
4.954545454545454
By: Sara King
Narrated By: Annie Ellicott
Having teamed up with Theo, a very old and surprisingly chivalrous vampire lord, Bonnie and her samurai friend Masaaki now have a slightly better chance of surviving the next couple weeks. But trouble calls when one of Theo's old friends gets kidnapped by a rival lord, and he and the samurai leave the untrained queen alone while they rush headlong into a trap. Angry at suddenly being the rich errand girl, Bonnie makes a very unwise decision to go rescue a barghest from local slavers—the same barghest that both of her guardians repeatedly warned her not to save because barghests eat vampires. But she is inexplicably drawn to the huge beast called Björn, even as he makes her tremble in fear. Now, while Theo is missing in action, and Masaaki is wandering lost in the Alaskan wilderness, Bonnie alone must find a way to keep the barghest from eating everyone who pisses him off while simultaneously staying out of the hands of the Inquisition.
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E2
2h 28m
5.00
Parts and Puzzles
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E2
2h 28m
5
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Dorrie Sacks
Bureaucracy, maintenance, and odd jobs. Though hardly the most glamorous start to her new life, Fizzy understands that the ambitious future she envisions for herself demands a solid foundation. Standing out so much certainly helps with getting herself established, though it does have its downsides whenever it starts attracting trouble as well.
Zero Marked
The Legend of ZERO
S1:E2
7h 3m
5.00
Zero Marked
The Legend of ZERO
S1:E2
7h 3m
5
By: Sara King
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Two turns after the events of Forging Zero, Rat and Joe finally finish their PlanOps training and get orders to their first duty station--a hellhole Bagan planet called Blekk--but first, a little good old fashioned R&R! Joe and Rat get set loose on the Ueshi pleasure planet of Kaleu with fourteen days and five turns' worth of credits burning a hole in their pockets, and they plan to make full use of it! But this wouldn't be a Legend of Zero if Zero didn't do something legendary, now would it? One would certainly think that a 15 day vacation to an Ueshi pleasure planet would be nothing but peace and relaxation... However, when Baga are involved, a lot can go sideways--especially when one of Joe's groundmates is a numbers-crunching, gambling-obsessed savant fixated on beating the house! Kidnapping, assassination, a splash of gratuitous violence, nailbats... Can Zero save his teammates from the bowels of a casino and salvage his vacation before time runs out? Will Rat get her revenge, or will her competitive streak go too far? Come enjoy the latest installment in the Legend of ZERO!
Alaskan Fury
Guardians of the First Realm
B:2
19h 30m
4.92
Alaskan Fury
Guardians of the First Realm
B:2
19h 30m
4.921568627450981
By: Sara King
Narrated By: Zachary Johnson
Long ago, Kaashifah the Fury, Chosen warrior of the Lord of War, fought a djinni to a stalemate in an ancient duel of souls. Three thousand years later, she and ‘Aqrab, the passionate djinni prince of the Fourth Lands, are still bound together, each waiting for the other to make that final, killing blow. To complicate matters, they are being hunted across the vast Alaskan wilderness by a team of holy soldiers who are specially trained—and highly successful—at capturing the numerous magical beings of the Five Realms. In order to save their friends from the Inquisition, some compromises must be made…and some boons given. But in unraveling the magics that bind them, will these two ancient immortals learn to trust each other, or will their own thawing hearts be their undoing?
Book 2
The Accidental Minecraft Family
S1:E2
1h 35m
Book 2
The Accidental Minecraft Family
S1:E2
1h 35m
By: Pixel Ate
Narrated By: Justin Thomas James
“Baaaaarrrbeeecuuuuueee!”
The adventure continues! The family and of course Bruce Lee the Scar-Faced Ninja Attack Kitty from Japan (Who Smells Like Poop) get deeper into Minecraft, learning more about the game as they go. They’re finally starting to feel somewhat comfortable, but what happens when Dad fishes up an old book that tells a very strange and very scary history of the game?
More crafting, mining, monsters, and crazy kitty antics galore!
Planetside / Parting Gift
The Legend of ZERO
B:2
1h 41m
4.67
Planetside / Parting Gift
The Legend of ZERO
B:2
1h 41m
4.666666666666667
By: Sara King
Narrated By: Laurie Catherine Winkel
Planetside
Ueshi don’t live long enough to train to be pilots—Congress doesn’t find it cost effective with their short lifespans. Arius, who knows Ueshi are faster and have better reflexes than the rest of Congressional species, is determined to change that. He joined the Congressional Space Force and collected stellar marks all through basic training—only to be flatly told to pick something else as his specialty. What is a young, cockpit-obsessed Ueshi prodigy to do? This is the story of how the first Ueshi pilot got his wings, setting the gold standard for all Space Corps flyboys who came after!
Parting Gift
The Huouyt weren’t the only sentient species that evolved on the Huouyt homeworld. While the Huouyt evolved in the oceans, the single massive continent was home to the Vanun, a species that spent untold millennia in constant struggle with their shape-shifting natural enemies. This is the story of the final days of the war between the Vanun and the Huouyt and how it was brought to an end forever.
A Prequel to Occultist: Saga Online #1
Aetherius is the leader of the Rising Tide, one of the top guilds in Saga Online. He and his girlfriend, Lillian, make a great team, and together they're able to conquer a new guildhall, previously owned by the Godhammer guild. But Lillian is beginning to outshine Aetherius in the eyes of the guild, and feelings of resentment begin to emerge.
Having potentially found love in, seriously, THE most unlikely place -- no exaggeration -- Joe is committed to his agreement with Mag’rathlak the Observer, or, Maggie, as she prefers him, AND ONLY HIM, to call her. The first task at hand: teach Maggie to walk. From there, he can show her his home, Mega City Dave-156 of the Third British Empire, and humanity in general after that. Tall orders for a loser like Joe, but hopefully, he can accomplish all of this before his soaps are on.
A death cult of assassins raised him and trained him to be the perfect killer.
Now they want him dead.
Mehta, once the best assassin in the Xyonate cult, is running for his life.
Upon realizing they can no longer control Mehta, the Xyonate clerics try to have him killed, but Mehta escapes, wounded, and finds refuge with a local priest.
But the cultists catch up, slay the priest and his wife, and Mehta barely escapes with the priest's eight-year-old daughter, Ferne, in tow.
Realizing he can't run forever, Mehta decides to make a final stand against the remaining cultists. Can Mehta and Ferne survive? Or will their fate drown in the ever-growing pool of blood all around them?
Episode 3
Relict Legacy: Earth Force
S3:E3
2h 35m
4.56
Episode 3
Relict Legacy: Earth Force
S3:E3
2h 35m
4.555555555555555
By: Shemer Kuznits
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Leaving Hammerhead behind, it’s time to explore a new alien world. Bryte, a gleaming beacon of technology and progress, stands tall — right next to a planet crawling with twisted, monstrous horrors. In this delicate balance, survival is anything but guaranteed.
The Feylord
Vampire Queen
B:3
10h 10m
5.00
The Feylord
Vampire Queen
B:3
10h 10m
5
By: Sara King
Narrated By: Annie Ellicott
After narrowly escaping the Duke of the Nightlands (and leaving Theo at his mercy), Bonnie and the feylord (Tl'oghk'etnaeyen) find themselves reunited with Björn. Barely surviving a run-in with a Fury, Bonnie finally learns to compromise and communicate as they continue their search for Masaaki. In the process, Björn finds out the past may not be quite as he remembers it; Bonnie and Tl'oghk'etnaeyen forge a deeper trust and understanding of each other; and Theo ends up in an uneasy alliance with a brainwashed Inquisitor. But even as new, fragile partnerships are formed, a malignant demigod is getting closer to seeing his evil plans come to fruition. Will Björn and Tl'oghk'etnaeyen each find a way to end their miserable curses? Or will Bonnie’s hasty alliances crumble, leaving her to face Pestilence alone? Join the suspense...
Airborne Unicorn Extravaganza
Adventures in Aletia
S1:E3
2h 28m
Airborne Unicorn Extravaganza
Adventures in Aletia
S1:E3
2h 28m
By: Ben Wolf
Narrated By: Dorrie Sacks
An ancient terror is on the loose…
…will it keep Violet from getting home?
Betrayed into releasing a monstrous threat onto the island of Caclos, Violet and Dad are still stuck in Aletia, now with no way home.
Only one chance to get back to Earth remains, and it means striking yet another bargain—this time with Ravzar, the God of Beasts himself.
But when Ravzar asks them to complete not one but TWO enormous tasks, getting back home seems nearly impossible. Still, they have no other choice but to try.
Can Violet and Dad deliver on Ravzar’s outrageous requests?
Or will the ancient evil they’ve let loose interfere with their efforts to finally make their way back home?
Episode 3: I'm Proud of You, Bro
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E3
1h 27m
4.98
Episode 3: I'm Proud of You, Bro
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E3
1h 27m
4.977836879432624
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Frank learns how saferooms work. Carl and Donut hit the gym.
Part 1, Episode 3
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E3
1h 19m
5.00
Part 1, Episode 3
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E3
1h 19m
5
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 11-15
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E3
2h 57m
5.00
One Small Step
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E3
2h 57m
5
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Dorrie Sacks
With her finances finally sorted and her strangely willing servant properly situated, the tireless golem is almost ready to start pursuing her dreams in earnest. She just needs to remain patient for a while longer. Once her crippled arm is reconstructed and reattached, there will be nothing left to stop her from moving up in the world.
Zero Recall
The Legend of ZERO
S1:E3
19h 20m
5.00
Zero Recall
The Legend of ZERO
S1:E3
19h 20m
5
By: Sara King
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
The most fearsome aliens in existence just allied with the universe's most deadly psychopaths, and all hell is breaking loose.
It's been 53 turns after the legendary Commander Zero graduated as a Congie warrior. Joe, now a battle hardened veteran, has spent his life surviving wars he had no right to survive. Yet his real test is coming: New forces are conspiring to start a great war like the universe has never seen, one that would rip apart the very fabric of Congress. Joe is conscripted to fight the very war everyone has been fearing since the rise of the Dhasha—the war against the legendary Dhasha Vahlin. Unfortunately for Joe, at the same time, other ruthless powers are conspiring to kill him before he fulfills the prophecy of the Trith.
To fight the Vahlin, a desperate Congress comes up with a tactic it abandoned millennia ago—the use of multi-species groundteams. Joe, now a Prime Commander, is given command of his own team of misfits and pitted against the Vahlin’s forces in a war whose casualties are millions-to-one. Can Joe keep his group of aliens from killing each other long enough to make them into a battle-ready team? Will he survive long enough to kill the Vahlin? Or is he destined to destroy Congress, as the Trith have prophesized about him?
“Swingin’ my pick
And singin’ my song
Mining in the dirt
All day long
Workin’ in a cave,
I hope there’s no bats
But at least down here
I don't smell the cat....”
The Accidental Minecraft Family now has a mission! They know they must eventually explore the wider world and figure out just what the mysterious book they found was all about. Preparing for a long journey takes a lot of work, though. Kate finally gets to start a farm! Will they be able to make enough armor, food, and more importantly, protect it all from being eaten by Bruce the cat?
Just when they think their plans are all set, a mystery visitor shows up and changes everything.
A Prequel to Occultist: Saga Online #1
Aetherius is the leader of the Rising Tide, one of the top guilds in Saga Online. He and his girlfriend, Lillian, make a great team, and together they're able to conquer a new guildhall, previously owned by the Godhammer guild. But Lillian is beginning to outshine Aetherius in the eyes of the guild, and feelings of resentment begin to emerge.
Duke participates in a religious ceremony. Another player emerges. A hidden kaiju reveals itself.
Food and Music
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E3
45m
5.00
Food and Music
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E3
45m
5
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Joe shows Maggie more wonders of the human world, including old video games played with actual controllers. In VR, he’s also able to show her the wonders of nature, hiking, and Spazz metal concerts. But none of this compares to the experience of consuming REAL FOOD, digesting it in a real human body, and the discovery of her favorite flavor, “Starberry.”
Back on Earth, armed with hard-earned technology and knowledge to aid humanity, the crew takes the opportunity for some well-earned R&R before heading back to Bryte.
Episode 4: The Porkchop Express
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E4
1h 40m
4.98
Episode 4: The Porkchop Express
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E4
1h 40m
4.984057971014494
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Carl and his new friends interrupt an intimate get together.
Part 1, Episode 4
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E4
1h 35m
5.00
Part 1, Episode 4
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E4
1h 35m
5
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 16-20
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Zero’s Return
The Legend of ZERO
S1:E4
22h 53m
4.73
Zero’s Return
The Legend of ZERO
S1:E4
22h 53m
4.728395061728396
By: Sara King
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Earth is in the middle of an apocalyptic time-out. PlanOps Prime veteran, universal hero, and living legend Joe Dobbs has become an icon of heroism to the Congressional citizenry—but his real adventure is only just beginning.
Humanity, unwillingly drafted into the alien Congress during its invasion of Earth seventy-four turns before, has done the unthinkable; building devastating genetic weapons that can kill even the oldest Dhasha with ease, planning to take the fight for its freedom to the very Regency itself. Before it can, however, the alien government discovers Humanity’s plans and retaliates swiftly, killing the experiments, destroying the labs, and reducing Earth’s technologies back to its Stone Age days to serve a Sacred Turn of penance for its sins.
…Or does it?
As Joe discovers, one lab gets overlooked in the chaos of Judgment. Its leader, Twelve-A, is determined to keep his fellow experiments alive—even if it means coercing a jaded, iron-faced Congie into helping them…
On the Shoulders of Giants
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E4
1h 45m
4.92
On the Shoulders of Giants
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E4
1h 45m
4.916666666666667
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Dorrie Sacks
They say shoot for the moon, but this is just ridiculous, even by the erratic standards of the God of Chaos. Still, as his devoted Paladin, Fizzy is determined to adapt to her extraordinary circumstances and eventually find her way home, even if it takes her centuries. Still, she’d best not dally, as her companions-by-chance probably don’t have that luxury. Bloody meatbags.
Book 4
The Accidental Minecraft Family
S1:E4
1h 37m
Book 4
The Accidental Minecraft Family
S1:E4
1h 37m
By: Pixel Ate
Narrated By: Justin Thomas James
“I've never seen a cat ride a donkey!”
The Accidental Minecraft Family has one mission: Find a way to get back home. Dad insists a a witch will be able to help them, but it's not like they can just spawn one.
After traveling the perilous journey to the closest village, what will they find? Friend or foe?
A Story From the World of Titan Online
Starshot, Vanish and Orbit are players in the hot new Superhero themed VRMMO, Titan Online. Can they defeat Prism for a coveted spot in the Gallant Guild, the most storied guild in Titan City?
Special Agent Sarah Johanson, the psy-operative responsible for breaking into Mag’rathlak’s summoning ritual, hasn’t given up. She’s still under orders from Her Immortal Majesty’s Supernatural Eviction Agency to monitor the Class-3 Cosmic Entity as it… does whatever it’s doing, and so she remains vigilant at her monitor, watching “the subject” as it drinks with Joe and the lads at a pub.
Meanwhile, Joe has to practice for an upcoming Underwater Yoga Blaster tournament, which means Maggie has to figure out how to entertain herself for a few days. As she quests to discover the animal life that has attached itself to human culture, she happens to meet Mr. Charles, the owner of a novelty shop that just happens to sell pets. Fascinated by the idea of owning a cute critter of her own, she quickly learns how owners should and shouldn’t treat their pets.
A strange mark on her neck…
…a mysterious connection to fire...
…an ancient secret soon to be revealed.
Aeron failed to stop the cult of the Crimson Flame from kidnapping his sister. But as a former wyvern knight, he’s determined to find and rescue her — and to lay waste to the cult in the process.
When the trail grows cold, Aeron and Kent Etheridge, his mage companion, join forces with a half-troll mercenary and an assassin. Together, they embark on a job for a dark lord that will put them squarely in the Crimson Flame’s line of fire.
And that’s exactly where Aeron wants to be. The more cultists he can find, the closer he gets to locating his stolen sister.
The Crimson Flame is the first novel in the epic Blood Mercenaries sword-and-sorcery series. It is sure to thrill you with magic, action, and adventure. Dive into this unique fantasy world full of twists and mayhem, written by award-winning author Ben Wolf.
Episode 5
Relict Legacy: Earth Force
S3:E5
4h 14m
4.50
Episode 5
Relict Legacy: Earth Force
S3:E5
4h 14m
4.5
By: Shemer Kuznits
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Bryne: a planet swarming with deadly warped, but rich in advanced materials. Centillion: a barren world filled with danger and the remnants of a long-dead civilization. Just a couple of typical days on the Unity crew’s mission.
Book 1: Earth Force - Chapters 1-5 (BONUS Cinematic Audio)
Relict Legacy: Earth Force
S1:E5
2h 7m
5.00
Book 1: Earth Force - Chapters 1-5 (BONUS Cinematic Audio)
Relict Legacy: Earth Force
S1:E5
2h 7m
5
By: Shemer Kuznits
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Chapters 1-5 of Relict Legacy, Book 1: Earth Force 1
On the first day, a mist descended from the heavens blanketing earth.
On the second day, a cryptic message, ‘Infusion commencing,’ appeared in the corner of everyone’s eyes.
On the third day, the sick were healed and the crippled walked again.
On the fourth day, celebration and joy spread across the globe.
And on the fifth day, the warping began…
There was no warning.
A mist descended from the sky, disabling all technology and causing a mysterious message to appear at the corner of everyone’s eye. The situation grew even worse as animals and people started to warp, transforming into terrible monsters that prey on the living.
Within months, human civilization crumbled. Unable to fight the seemingly indestructible beasts, the survivors are reduced to cowering in reinforced shelters. Waiting for the end to come. Helpless.
All seemed lost until a few brave souls discovered the secret of their new reality: the Tec and how to use it to level up.
Together they represent humanity’s last and best hope for salvation. But first they must find the answers to the mystery of their new existence.
Their journey will require them to quickly adapt to alien technology, operate strange spaceships, and even befriend an extra-terrestrial merchant with an Inferiority Complex.
Episode 5: Smile and Wave. Smile and Wave!
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E5
2h 3m
4.98
Episode 5: Smile and Wave. Smile and Wave!
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E5
2h 3m
4.977564102564102
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Princess Donut’s dreams of intergalactic stardom finally come true.
Part 1, Episode 5
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E5
1h 33m
5.00
Part 1, Episode 5
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E5
1h 33m
5
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 21-25
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
The March of Industry
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E5
2h 34m
5.00
The March of Industry
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E5
2h 34m
5
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Dorrie Sacks
When Fizzy first saw the city of Dragunov, she thought it truly was the Tinkerers’ Holy Land. Little did she know it was only a prototype, barely a prelude of where this unprecedented detour would lead her. Though Fizzy is eager to see what the Original Artificer has been up to since her disappearance, she maintains a healthy dose of paranoia regarding ‘Katya’ person’s true motives. Just like Boxxy taught her.
Sensational Smiths
Mega-Mech-Apocalypse
B:5
58m
5.00
Sensational Smiths
Mega-Mech-Apocalypse
B:5
58m
5
By: CJ Valin, Jaime Castle, John Graves
Narrated By: Jeff Hays, Justin Thomas James, Emma Kate Starling, Alejandra LaFlor
In the last episode, Maggie was very naughty. So naughty, in fact, the police were called. Thankfully, sky-diving without a license is a minor offense, and so she was only brought into the station long enough for Joe to come and get her. But Joe's trouble doesn't stop there. Practice has been going great for the Underwater Yoga Blaster tournament, but his teammate Ryan's Full Immersion Pod 3000™ is on the fritz. Hopefully Joe can convince Maggie to bring a shoggoth or two to Ryan's flat in time to save his Full Immersion Pod 3000™, and the tournament...
Mortimer; Everybody Loves April Fools
Everybody Loves Large Chests
B:5
3h 45m
4.41
Mortimer; Everybody Loves April Fools
Everybody Loves Large Chests
B:5
3h 45m
4.406130268199234
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
On April 1, 2021, we convinced ELLC fans that, after a long wait, we were releasing Mortimer: Volume 6 here on SBT Direct for free. Of course, as they should have expected, it was a trap.
People were pissed. It was hilarious.
We've made it available again so you can now enjoy these 10 hours of comedic genius yourself.
The dragon egg has hatched…
...and a dark lord needs his sacrifice back...
…so he can become a god.
By some miracle, Aeron managed to rescue his sister from Lord Valdis's clutches. Together, they escape to the western mountains and hide out. But their solace doesn't last long...
...because Lord Valdis's reach extends farther than they know.
Aeron's sister is soon recaptured by Crimson Flame cultists in the service of Lord Valdis. Now Aeron's only hope is to gather enough strength--in the form of legendary, god-forged weapons--to kill Lord Valdis and save his sister once and for all.
But time is running out. If Aeron doesn't save her by the next new moon, his sister will be sacrificed as part of Lord Valdis's ritual.
Will Aeron manage to get ahold of the legendary weapons in time? And even if he does, will it be enough to snatch his sister from the claws of death yet again?
Path of Shadows is the second novel in the epic Blood Mercenaries sword-and-sorcery series sure to thrill you with magic, action, and adventure. Dive into this unique fantasy world full of twists and mayhem, written by award-winning author Ben Wolf.
Episode 6
Relict Legacy: Earth Force
S3:E6
4h 50m
4.88
Episode 6
Relict Legacy: Earth Force
S3:E6
4h 50m
4.875
By: Shemer Kuznits
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
As the Eater of Worlds draws near to claim his prize, Unity and her crew must confront humanity's greatest challenge. With time running out, they must pull out all the stops and rally unique allies from across worlds. Together, they face a race against the clock in a battle for survival, their ultimate hope — the key to everything — lies in unlocking the secret of the "Relict Legacy."
Episode 6: It's Not a Pyramid!
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E6
1h 32m
5.00
Episode 6: It's Not a Pyramid!
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E6
1h 32m
5
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Carl and Donut briefly consider a business proposal. A bathroom break goes awry.
Part 1, Episode 6
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E6
1h 20m
5.00
Part 1, Episode 6
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E6
1h 20m
5
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 26-29
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
From Bob with Love
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E6
2h 41m
5.00
From Bob with Love
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E6
2h 41m
5
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Dorrie Sacks
Optimism is a feeling Fizzy long thought dead and buried, yet here it is, rearing its ugly head. Just the faintest suggestion that Boxxy might still be alive was enough to make her core buzz with anticipation and glee. Unfortunately, the task of getting to it has not been made simpler, and if all she needs to do to accomplish it is wipe out an indigenous civilization or two, then so be it.
A hunted, near-extinct brain parasite has fallen in love with a member of the species that exterminated his people, and he hasn’t yet told her what he really is. Now he’s desperate to keep her safe while holding onto the love they share. Can their love survive his brutal past, or will telling her be the biggest mistake of Stuart’s long life?
Episode 6
Relict Legacy: Earth Force
S2:E6
1h 31m
5.00
Episode 6
Relict Legacy: Earth Force
S2:E6
1h 31m
5
By: Shemer Kuznits
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Skitter reveals his true identity, and the Earth Force crew must outsmart him, or prepare for subjugation.Skitter reveals his true identity, and the Earth Force crew must outsmart him, or prepare for subjugation.
Necroshire
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E6
36m
4.72
Necroshire
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E6
36m
4.717948717948718
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Duke jumps headfirst into the art of Kaiju husbandry and then makes an in-person visit to the clinic. Legal trouble abounds.
Victory and Equity
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E6
53m
4.98
Victory and Equity
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E6
53m
4.976190476190476
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Maggie and Joe visit the "zoo" that Ryan's uncle works at. But after that, there's no time to waste. Joe and the lads need help with the Underwater Yoga Blaster tournament. When the pressure is on, Maggie shows her worth as a star pilot, but is it enough to win?
A dragon corrupted by frost, an entire continent at risk, and only the Blood Mercenaries can prevent an apocalypse.
The battle with Lord Valdis has awakened a new evil, one that threatens the entire continent of Aletia with icy destruction. And it has wings. With no one left to turn to, the land of Aletia looks to the Blood Mercenaries to defeat this mammoth, rampaging monster once and for all.
In order to do it, they'll need help from an ancient source of power, something sealed away for ages. But sometimes power is locked away for good reason...
Garralosh: Birth of the Beast
Chrysalis
B:7
38m
4.79
Garralosh: Birth of the Beast
Chrysalis
B:7
38m
4.791666666666666
By: RinoZ
Narrated By: Annie Ellicott
Garralosh was a terror in the Dungeon below Liria. A monstrous beast, hunted by the Abyssal Legion who lay vengeful and plotting, prevented from reaching the second stratum. Yet she wasn't always this way. Once, she was a human, reborn to a new life on Pangera. How did she become such a monster? Let's find out....
Jacob's Untouched Cheese
Aprilthologies: Folly Realized
S1:E7
50m
5.00
Jacob's Untouched Cheese
Aprilthologies: Folly Realized
S1:E7
50m
5
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
So, you know the song, “Rats,” by the band, Ghost? This is kinda like that, but take out all the Satanic stuff, add a few scientists, add a gore-themed trigger warning somewhere, and you get the idea.
Episode 7: Luck Goes Both Ways, Like Your Mom
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E7
1h 56m
4.98
Episode 7: Luck Goes Both Ways, Like Your Mom
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E7
1h 56m
4.977777777777778
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
An exploit is used to its full potential. Carl and Donut encounter an old friend.
To Infinity and Back Again
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E7
3h 1m
4.98
To Infinity and Back Again
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E7
3h 1m
4.976744186046512
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Dorrie Sacks
Upgrades! Now even more wondrous, fantastic, and lethal – not to mention with a divine sponsorship – Fizzy is finally ready to put this madness behind her and return to some semblance of normalcy. She doesn’t even have to commit genocide to do it. Instead, she has to lead the charge against a tyrannical, mechanical overlord that has had an entire century to fortify themselves. What could possibly go wrong?
"Fairy" and "The Sheet Charmer of Broketoe"
Tales From the Battered Mind
B:7
1h 31m
5.00
"Fairy" and "The Sheet Charmer of Broketoe"
Tales From the Battered Mind
B:7
1h 31m
5
By: Sara King
Narrated By: Henry Kramer
"Fairy"
Dallas Kay is a prodigy. A phenomenon. A pain in the ass. As a wunderkind pilot for the Utopian Space Corps, Dallas can do no wrong... Or can she? Faced off against the greatest pirate the galaxy has ever known, a pilot with skills that rival her own, Dallas finds herself in hotter water than ever. Will her skills at the throttle save her ass yet again, or is she doomed to be a desk jockey the rest of her life? Or maybe an icy ball of space wreckage, floating in space to bump against some unsuspecting trader's front windshield... That too.
This short story is set in the Millennium Potion universe, using characters from the books.
"The Sheet Charmer of Broketoe"
Nerys Ganlin is an untrained auldling of vast power, a forgotten class of Auld the likes of which hasn't been seen in many generations — whose magic unfortunately only works on cloth. Crippled as a magic user, faced with a terrifying threat of a soul-thief from ancient lore surfacing in her tiny town, with all other help vanquished or too far away to arrive in time, can Nerys alone conquer her handicap and save her village... or will she lose everyone she loves in the battle that follows?
Set in Sara King's Aulds of the Spyre fantasy universe.
Epsilon
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E7
1h 59m
4.80
Epsilon
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E7
1h 59m
4.803418803418803
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Duke serves his time. Epsilon catches a cold. Clara tells on herself.
Inquiry, Passion, and Order
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E7
1h 23m
4.98
Inquiry, Passion, and Order
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E7
1h 23m
4.977777777777778
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Officer Maloney knows something isn't quite right. Her Immortal Majesty's Supernatural Eviction Agency wanted him to drop this whole "skydiving" incident, but his curiosity just won't have it. But Maggie always knows when she's being watched...
Chapters 30-34
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Episode 8: A BETRAYAL MOST FOUL
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E8
1h 51m
4.98
Episode 8: A BETRAYAL MOST FOUL
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E8
1h 51m
4.977237654320987
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Donut gains a new ally. The second floor comes to an end.
Duke and Clara deal with some bull. Olga misbehaves.
Confidence, Compromise, and Routine
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E8
1h 29m
4.95
Confidence, Compromise, and Routine
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E8
1h 29m
4.95
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Joe becomes perturbed when Maggie pays someone else a little too much attention, and London Bridge begins to fall as Her Immortal God Queen tries to make amends.
Chapters 35-39
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
The Burning Fields
Portal Books: Side Quests
B:9
42m
The Burning Fields
Portal Books: Side Quests
B:9
42m
By: Anthony Wright
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Having found Cicero's ring on a dead Legionary, Lucullus turns it in, earning the quest to save the young Gaius Octavian. Phillipus has him at one of his villas. To complete his quest, Lucullus must lay siege to the villa and rescue the hostage before it's too late.
The Conception
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E9
1h 8m
4.97
The Conception
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E9
1h 8m
4.970588235294118
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Duke welcomes a new life into the world.
Overwork, Perspective, and Fashion
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E9
1h 9m
5.00
Overwork, Perspective, and Fashion
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E9
1h 9m
5
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Maggie tries sleep, and goes shopping. Joe approves involuntarily.
Part 2, Episode 3
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E9
0
Part 2, Episode 3
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E9
0
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 40-44
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Cutscenes give us some back story. Duke and Clara steal some flowers.
Misdirection, Trust, and Procrastination
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E10
1h 25m
4.98
Misdirection, Trust, and Procrastination
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E10
1h 25m
4.975609756097561
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
AJ finds a rock. Maggie starts to grow on her. Then the shoggoth makes a mess.
Quoth the Donut
Dungeon Crawler Carl
B:10
8m
4.95
Quoth the Donut
Dungeon Crawler Carl
B:10
8m
4.951127819548872
By: Edgar Allan Poe
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
This is an outrage!
(P)2021 Soundbooth Theater
Part 2, Episode 4
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E10
0
Part 2, Episode 4
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E10
0
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 45-49
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Duke and Clara head south. Duke gets an update from the outside. A deal is brokered.
Vacation, Shipping, and Lawyers
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E11
1h 47m
5.00
Vacation, Shipping, and Lawyers
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E11
1h 47m
5
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Maggie and Joe visit the beach. Then they get sued for copyright infringement.
Part 2, Episode 5
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E11
0
Part 2, Episode 5
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E11
0
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 50-54
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Cotton
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E12
1h 53m
4.92
Cotton
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E12
1h 53m
4.915841584158415
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Revelations abound. The game comes to an end. This was never too much.
Fame, Fine Print, and Family
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E12
1h 7m
5.00
Fame, Fine Print, and Family
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E12
1h 7m
5
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Maggie accidentally starts a cult. Then she meets Joe's mum.
Part 2, Episode 6
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E12
0
Part 2, Episode 6
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E12
0
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 55-59
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Joe and Maggie go on a luxury space cruise. But they're joined by an unexpected guest...
Part 3, Episode 1
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E13
0
Part 3, Episode 1
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E13
0
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 60-64
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Maggie checks in to the office to clarify policy. Joe confronts his dad. Then Maggie receives grim news...
Part 3, Episode 2
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E14
0
Part 3, Episode 2
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E14
0
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 65-69
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Stay
Tales From the Battered Mind
B:15
51m
Stay
Tales From the Battered Mind
B:15
51m
By: Prax Venter
Narrated By: Christopher Gebauer
A young boy is born with a curse, the ability to freeze objects in space. When he realizes his power can save his home from the scourge of imps that attack each night, he becomes a savior overnight. Worshipped as a living god, our hero learns that his power breeds jealously, fear, and an unknown future for his people.
Return
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E15
1h 2m
4.92
Return
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E15
1h 2m
4.919580419580419
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Joe has a plan.
Part 3, Episode 3
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E15
0
Part 3, Episode 3
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E15
0
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 70-74
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Fury of the Sphinx
Tales From the Battered Mind
B:16
51m
Fury of the Sphinx
Tales From the Battered Mind
B:16
51m
By: Sara King
Narrated By: Dorrie Sacks
Asana has always been fascinated by the mystical creature, the Sphinx, ever since her childhood days when her grandmother would tell her stories of their power. Now she must put her life on the line in order to protect them from their biggest threat: Humanity.
Part 3, Episode 4
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E16
0
Part 3, Episode 4
Industrial Strength Magic
S1:E16
0
By: Macronomicon
Narrated By: Steve Campbell
Chapters 75-79
Perry Z has a Magical Destiny.
Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's completely magically dull, and without a scrap of superpowers.
When The System boots, he's forced to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother.
Maybe there's a way he can do both...
Ember of the Bloody Palm
Tales From the Battered Mind
B:17
1h 1m
Ember of the Bloody Palm
Tales From the Battered Mind
B:17
1h 1m
By: Sara King
Narrated By: Laurie Catherine Winkel
Lynet delves into the highlands on a desperate mission to find her former mentor and friend, the last Wisher. But when they reluctantly team up to defeat a mortal enemy, she finds that the power she seeks may come from the unlikeliest of sources.
The Man in the Box
Tales From the Battered Mind
B:18
2h 30m
5.00
The Man in the Box
Tales From the Battered Mind
B:18
2h 30m
5
By: Prax Venter
Narrated By: Christopher Gebauer
Trapped within an expanding space armed with only a broken chunk of jagged marble, a mysterious stranger strives for purpose.
Cold Reads: Reborn Assassin
Cold Reads
B:27
8h 50m
Cold Reads: Reborn Assassin
Cold Reads
B:27
8h 50m
By: Harmon Cooper
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
WARNING! Incomplete, UNSTABLE audio. Listen at own risk!
Raw audio of upcoming audiobook
No edits – includes chatting, mess-ups, cursing and laughing
Available for a limited time! (Until complete version is published to Audible)
Alistair Blackstar's life is about to take an extraordinary turn...
On the cusp of entering the prestigious Arca Lumina Academy, this young mage harbors a dark secret: within him dwells Ghost, a reborn master assassin hellbent on revenge.
Bound together by fate and magic, Alistair and Ghost embark on a dual journey of vengeance and discovery.
As Alistair navigates the arcane halls of the academy, mastering the battledeck system and summoning skills, Ghost seeks to unravel the mysteries of his untimely demise. Their worlds collide and intertwine, revealing a threat far greater than either could have ever imagined...
The system: The card-based LitRPG magic system here is three-tiered. There are buffs, magical spells (which are used by the wand) and summons which one can level up and evolve, unlocking new powers and traits.
Cold Reads: Enemy A(n)t the Gates
Cold Reads
B:28
10h 36m
4.11
Cold Reads: Enemy A(n)t the Gates
Cold Reads
B:28
10h 36m
4.111111111111112
By: RinoZ
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
WARNING! Incomplete, UNSTABLE audio. Listen at own risk!
Raw audio of upcoming audiobook
No edits – includes chatting, mess-ups, cursing and laughing
Available for a limited time! (Until complete version is published to Audible)
Book 5 of the hit monster-evolution LitRPG series with nearly 30 Million views on Royal Road.
About this Series: Jump into a rebirth story that mixes LitRPG and GameLit Elements with Monster evolution. Levels, Stats, Skills, Magic, Power Progression, Kingdom Building, Party Building, Army Building, evolution, a monster MC, gigantic enemies (compared to Ant at least), and plenty of humor fitting such an ludicrous premise.
Cold Reads: Origin
Cold Reads
B:30
5h 40m
Cold Reads: Origin
Cold Reads
B:30
5h 40m
By: -
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
WARNING! Incomplete, UNSTABLE audio. Listen at own risk!
Raw audio of upcoming audiobook
No edits – includes chatting, mess-ups, cursing and laughing
Available for a limited time! (Until complete version is published)
Sometimes, life’s greatest lessons are found in failure…
With the circumvention of Aurora’s grim fate—and a heavy heart at what’d been required to avoid it—Rowan and his budding Party take their first steps toward realizing their goals; Aurora, a brilliant young woman, is determined to uncover the truths behind her father’s disappearance. Nathaniel, the stalwart companion, is shackled by his name and longs to be free. Rowan, a wily old geezer, is compelled by his circumstances to turn their unlikely coalition into a force that can survive the fated calamity.
Rowan once more dons the mantle of mentor as his growing Party looks to him for guidance. Lessons learned through tribulation are everlasting. Within the shadow of danger lurks opportunity. And oftentimes, the biggest threat is the one you don’t see coming...
Don't miss Book 2 in the A SUMMONER AWAKENS Series, a Deck Building LitRPG utilizing a Card-based Magic System with loads of customization and steady power progression. Perfect for fans of All the Skills and Towers of Heaven, as well as games such as Slay the Spire, Hearthstone, and Gwent.
Cold Reads: So You Want To Be A Hero
Cold Reads
B:32
11h 51m
Cold Reads: So You Want To Be A Hero
Cold Reads
B:32
11h 51m
By: Rhett C. Bruno, Jaime Castle
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
WARNING! Incomplete, UNSTABLE audio. Listen at own risk!
Raw audio of upcoming audiobook
No edits – includes chatting, mess-ups, cursing and laughing
Available for a limited time! (Until complete version is published)
Danny Kendrick never wanted to be a hero. Honestly, he just wanted to make a living doing what he loved.
That all changes when he angers the wrong guy and gets sent packing to another world. Stuck in something straight out of a Renaissance Fair, Danny quickly learns that there's more to life. Like magic, talking screens, and super hot elf assassins.
Gifted an ancient lute, he becomes a target and it's up to him and his new barbaric friend, Curr, to figure out why.