Hailing from across the pond, Will Watt is a British voiceover artist and audiobook narrator with a talent for believable characters, intelligent delivery, and writing about himself in the third person. Although American is not his native language, he speaks it almost as fluently as he speaks English! He is also a master in the kitchen and a Jedi in training.
With the name of Earth's greatest threat finally revealed, the Earth Force prepares for its most critical mission yet. Before they can venture into the stars, they must first secure humanity’s survival at home. As they battle deadly monsters and eradicate the dreaded Broodmothers, their goal is clear: arm humanity with the tools to endure the chaos and ready themselves for the journey beyond the stars.
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E1
2h 12m
4.93
Metal and Blood
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E1
2h 12m
4.93095238095238
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Dorrie Sacks
Believing Boxxy gone, Fizzy leaves her life in Azurvale behind and sets out to seek fame and fortune. She has her sights set on the Horkensaft Kingdom’s Royal Institute of Technology and all the prestige and resources she’d gain access to if admitted. However, despite her intentions for a clean slate and solitary career, life quickly reminds her of the most vital lesson that box-shaped war crime drilled into her – no single being can survive this world without allies.
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
B:1
17h 46m
4.77
Small Chests Are Fine Too
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
B:1
17h 46m
4.771929824561404
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Dorrie Sacks
It is an undeniable fact that good things come in small packages. More often than not, it is necessary to trim the fat in order to bring what really matters to the forefront. Having extra bulk may seem like a good idea, but in reality it is merely a crutch that will one day become a hindrance, as it is no substitute for personality nor ability. Indeed, often times it is the small things in life that brighten up our daily lives and constantly remind us exactly why we do the things we do.
However, it is important to keep an open mind, for while bigger is not always better, there are also times when it is. This holds especially true when it comes to hopes and dreams, which have been known to require a suitably large container from time to time. And while dreaming big could potentially lead to massive disappointment, it is also possible to reach for the stars while aiming at the moon.
These are the truths that one tiny woman with a gigantic aspiration is about to discover.
DISCLAIMER: This is a spin-off/side story of Everybody Loves Large Chests, which takes place during the events of Volume 7: Goroth.
Banksy levels up. The team joins the outside world. Duke helps a child in need.
Virtue of Chaos
Syndicate Legacy
B:2
13h 16m
Virtue of Chaos
Syndicate Legacy
B:2
13h 16m
By: L.O. Addison, Justin Sloan
Narrated By: Justin Thomas James
Kaylin did the impossible when she kept the Ascendency from ripping apart the galaxy.
Stealing the deadly Virtue of War might have been the greatest heist of her thieving career, except that she was captured. Now a prisoner of the Ascendency, Kaylin finds herself whisked away from Earth and taken to the alien planet Skarlin, where the universe's top scientists are working to replicate the deadly technology used in the Virtues.
If they're successful, the Ascendency will become unstoppable.
That leaves Kaylin with only one option—break free from her captors and sabotage their labs, destroying the Virtues once and for all. It seems like an impossible task. But luckily, those are her specialty.
Episode 2: Ayúdame
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E2
1h 36m
4.95
Episode 2: Ayúdame
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E2
1h 36m
4.950892857142857
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
The team gets dirty. Carl and Donut save children from a drug war.
Episode 4
Relict Legacy: Earth Force
S3:E3
3h 1m
5.00
Episode 4
Relict Legacy: Earth Force
S3:E3
3h 1m
5
By: Shemer Kuznits
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Back on Earth, armed with hard-earned technology and knowledge to aid humanity, the crew takes the opportunity for some well-earned R&R before heading back to Bryte.
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E3
2h 57m
5.00
One Small Step
Small Chests are Fine Too: An Everybody Loves Large Chests Side Story
S1:E3
2h 57m
5
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Dorrie Sacks
With her finances finally sorted and her strangely willing servant properly situated, the tireless golem is almost ready to start pursuing her dreams in earnest. She just needs to remain patient for a while longer. Once her crippled arm is reconstructed and reattached, there will be nothing left to stop her from moving up in the world.
Episode 5
Relict Legacy: Earth Force
S3:E4
4h 14m
Episode 5
Relict Legacy: Earth Force
S3:E4
4h 14m
By: Shemer Kuznits
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Bryne: a planet swarming with deadly warped, but rich in advanced materials. Centillion: a barren world filled with danger and the remnants of a long-dead civilization. Just a couple of typical days on the Unity crew’s mission.
Mischief, Pets, and Fear
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E4
1h 14m
4.94
Mischief, Pets, and Fear
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E4
1h 14m
4.935185185185185
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Special Agent Sarah Johanson, the psy-operative responsible for breaking into Mag’rathlak’s summoning ritual, hasn’t given up. She’s still under orders from Her Immortal Majesty’s Supernatural Eviction Agency to monitor the Class-3 Cosmic Entity as it… does whatever it’s doing, and so she remains vigilant at her monitor, watching “the subject” as it drinks with Joe and the lads at a pub.
Meanwhile, Joe has to practice for an upcoming Underwater Yoga Blaster tournament, which means Maggie has to figure out how to entertain herself for a few days. As she quests to discover the animal life that has attached itself to human culture, she happens to meet Mr. Charles, the owner of a novelty shop that just happens to sell pets. Fascinated by the idea of owning a cute critter of her own, she quickly learns how owners should and shouldn’t treat their pets.
Book 1: Earth Force - Chapters 1-5 (BONUS Cinematic Audio)
Relict Legacy: Earth Force
S1:E5
2h 7m
Book 1: Earth Force - Chapters 1-5 (BONUS Cinematic Audio)
Relict Legacy: Earth Force
S1:E5
2h 7m
By: Shemer Kuznits
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Chapters 1-5 of Relict Legacy, Book 1: Earth Force 1
On the first day, a mist descended from the heavens blanketing earth.
On the second day, a cryptic message, ‘Infusion commencing,’ appeared in the corner of everyone’s eyes.
On the third day, the sick were healed and the crippled walked again.
On the fourth day, celebration and joy spread across the globe.
And on the fifth day, the warping began…
There was no warning.
A mist descended from the sky, disabling all technology and causing a mysterious message to appear at the corner of everyone’s eye. The situation grew even worse as animals and people started to warp, transforming into terrible monsters that prey on the living.
Within months, human civilization crumbled. Unable to fight the seemingly indestructible beasts, the survivors are reduced to cowering in reinforced shelters. Waiting for the end to come. Helpless.
All seemed lost until a few brave souls discovered the secret of their new reality: the Tec and how to use it to level up.
Together they represent humanity’s last and best hope for salvation. But first they must find the answers to the mystery of their new existence.
Their journey will require them to quickly adapt to alien technology, operate strange spaceships, and even befriend an extra-terrestrial merchant with an Inferiority Complex.
Regret and Travel
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E5
40m
4.98
Regret and Travel
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E5
40m
4.9772727272727275
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
In the last episode, Maggie was very naughty. So naughty, in fact, the police were called. Thankfully, sky-diving without a license is a minor offense, and so she was only brought into the station long enough for Joe to come and get her. But Joe's trouble doesn't stop there. Practice has been going great for the Underwater Yoga Blaster tournament, but his teammate Ryan's Full Immersion Pod 3000™ is on the fritz. Hopefully Joe can convince Maggie to bring a shoggoth or two to Ryan's flat in time to save his Full Immersion Pod 3000™, and the tournament...
The Shrill
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E5
1h 43m
4.97
The Shrill
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E5
1h 43m
4.965909090909091
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Yoshi rolls out the red carpet for Duke. Banksy leaves the nest. Aunt Bernadette generates a quest.
Mortimer; Everybody Loves April Fools
Everybody Loves Large Chests
B:5
3h 45m
4.40
Mortimer; Everybody Loves April Fools
Everybody Loves Large Chests
B:5
3h 45m
4.39922480620155
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
On April 1, 2021, we convinced ELLC fans that, after a long wait, we were releasing Mortimer: Volume 6 here on SBT Direct for free. Of course, as they should have expected, it was a trap.
People were pissed. It was hilarious.
We've made it available again so you can now enjoy these 10 hours of comedic genius yourself.
Episode 5: Smile and Wave. Smile and Wave!
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E5
2h 3m
4.99
Episode 5: Smile and Wave. Smile and Wave!
Dungeon Crawler Carl
S1:E5
2h 3m
4.99009900990099
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Princess Donut’s dreams of intergalactic stardom finally come true.
Maggie and Joe visit the "zoo" that Ryan's uncle works at. But after that, there's no time to waste. Joe and the lads need help with the Underwater Yoga Blaster tournament. When the pressure is on, Maggie shows her worth as a star pilot, but is it enough to win?
Necroshire
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E6
36m
4.71
Necroshire
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E6
36m
4.7105263157894735
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Duke jumps headfirst into the art of Kaiju husbandry and then makes an in-person visit to the clinic. Legal trouble abounds.
Skitter reveals his true identity, and the Earth Force crew must outsmart him, or prepare for subjugation.Skitter reveals his true identity, and the Earth Force crew must outsmart him, or prepare for subjugation.
Inquiry, Passion, and Order
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E7
1h 23m
4.98
Inquiry, Passion, and Order
The Stars Have Eyes
S1:E7
1h 23m
4.9772727272727275
By: Neven Iliev
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Officer Maloney knows something isn't quite right. Her Immortal Majesty's Supernatural Eviction Agency wanted him to drop this whole "skydiving" incident, but his curiosity just won't have it. But Maggie always knows when she's being watched...
Epsilon
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E7
1h 59m
4.95
Epsilon
Kaiju Battlefield Surgeon
S1:E7
1h 59m
4.945945945945946
By: Matt Dinniman
Narrated By: Jeff Hays
Duke serves his time. Epsilon catches a cold. Clara tells on herself.